tattoo

tattoo
1. (Tattoo) (3121↑, 883↓)
A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.

Hey doc, now that I have a shot at a nice job, how do I remove this stupid tattoo?

2. (tattoo) (789↑, 247↓)
tattoo is a form of body modification. 'ink permanently implanted under the skin Tattooing is a process by which pigment (ink) is permanently deposited (implanted) under the skin (well, into the non-exfoliating layers of skin). We have archeological records of tattooing going well into pre-history (the tattooed iceman dates at 3300 BC). The word itself sources from "tattau", a Tahitian word which translates essentially as "to mark".' -Shannon Larratt nowadays, there are technology to remove the tattoo such as a laser. thus, meaning the tattoo is a tattoo till is removed.

She found ink missing in her design so she must go back to get her tattoo retouched.

3. (tattoo) (657↑, 189↓)
Dermatological graffiti.

Facial tattoos always work out REALLY well.

Author: Killing Kittens http://tattoo.urbanup.com/2117320
4. (Tattoo) (546↑, 218↓)
The art of having ink permenantly put in your third layer of skin. It is a very ancient art, and most modern day people either: 1) Believe it is a stupid act of idiocy, drunkeness, lust, rebellion, or a form of trying to attract/impress others. 2) Believe it is cool, the "hip" thing to do, or a great idea to do without putting any true consideration into it. Any person who is willing to get a tattoo should have a real reason to get it, wether that be self expression, a reminder of something, or a symbol of something(or somebody) you truly care about. Those who feel it is an idiotic/evil thing to do should grow up and start thinking outside the box.

1. Sensible Newly Inked Person: I got a new tattoo, it's my grandfathers name. He taught me so much, and I want to show everybody that he is always with me. 2. Retarded Wannabe Rebelious Teenager: Check out this Japanese character I got tattooed on my shoulder\! Now all the chicks will think I'm cool, and all the jocks/preps/rednecks will quit making fun of me\!

5. (tattoo) (407↑, 191↓)
A form of art-work. Usually a picture imprinted on the body to describe one's personality or feelings. It's a very serious art, not one to carelessly mess around with.

I think I'm going to get a tattoo. Do you think getting a tattoo will hurt?

6. (Tattoo) (238↑, 116↓)
An imaged permanently inked on the body between layers of skin. Some tattoos are indeed stupid. Usually done by [scratcher]s who will ink things onto teenagers who are too young to realize what they're doing, or people who really don't grasp the concept of a what a tattoo is and the reality of forever. A well thought out quality tattoo means something to their wearer and is done by a professional. They can be very beautiful and personal at the same time.

I have my sons footprint tattooed on my shoulder. Every time I see it I remember what a wonderful joy he brought to my life when he was alive.

7. (tattoo) (144↑, 82↓)
A form of expression favored by people who cannot express their individuality through productive means for want of the mental and/or creative capacity. Popular with teenage girls, frat boys, chain-smoking broads, and late 19th/early 20th century sailors.

Teenage Girl: I would like a tattoo that reflects my individuality and unique personality. Sleazy Tattoo Artist: How about a butterfly on your hip? Teenage Girl: Its like you read my mind\!

Author: The Ghost of Ambrose Bierce http://tattoo.urbanup.com/3788688
8. (Tattoo) (215↑, 159↓)
Ranging as early as 3300 BC the tattoo has been an integral part of religion, faith, history, ranking and art. It doesn't revolve around money regardless of what the general idiocricy populace thinks. Pull out some books and read up.

People who look down upon tattooing need to have my footprint tattooed on their forehead.

Author: Chad the Impaler (Survival Tattoos) http://tattoo.urbanup.com/787558
9. (tattoo) (51↑, 18↓)
quickest way of spotting a wanker

person 1 to person 2 - i just knew you was a wanker what with those tattoos you have

10. (tattoo) (86↑, 53↓)
A mark made on a lark which shows not in the dark.

That tattoo is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life; then decorate my corpse after I'm gone.

11. (Tattoo) (86↑, 55↓)
Something that no matter how much you want it, you should not get. Eventually you will grow to hate the tattoo that you have, which can only be removed by a very painful process that is also expensive. Unless you're looking to pay thousands of dollars in the future, aswell as endure even more pain than you endured while getting the tattoo.

I feel bad for a person I know that got a Slipknot tattoo.

12. (tattoo) (94↑, 71↓)
1. A great way to look edgy without getting in those awfully scary fights at the Nickelback concert. 2. A suicidal, plane-spotting Mexican midget.

1. This barbwire tattoo around my bicep is so deeply personal that I'm like, the eighth guy on the drywall crew to get one. 2. We all know what Tattoo's fantasy was, and it sure as hell wasn't to stare at Ricardo Montalban's groin for the rest of his days.

13. (tattoo) (82↑, 67↓)
The art of having ink permenantly put in your third layer of skin. It is a very ancient art, and most modern day people either: 1) Believe it is a stupid act of idiocy, drunkeness, lust, rebellion, or a form of trying to attract/impress others. 2) Believe it is cool, the "hip" thing to do, or a great idea to do without putting any true consideration into it. Any person who is willing to get a tattoo should have a real reason to get it, wether that be self expression, a reminder of something, or a symbol of something(or somebody) you truly care about. Those who feel it is an idiotic/evil thing to do should grow up and start thinking outside the box.

1. Sensible Newly Inked Person: I got a new tattoo, it's my grandfathers name. He taught me so much, and I want to show everybody that he is always with me. 2. Retarded Wannabe Rebelious Teenager: Check out this Japanese character I got tattooed on my shoulder\! Now all the chicks will think I'm cool, and all the jocks/preps/rednecks will quit making fun of me\!

14. (tattoo) (123↑, 109↓)
When one desides to pay someone to draw all over their body. Tattoos are feelings that last for about two minutes, then you regret getting it. Remember: When your old, the "sexy whore" you tattooed on your back will look like a saggy monkey.

My friends tattooed my arms with Crayola marker in art class. My dad was hella-mad.

15. (tattoo) (129↑, 115↓)
21st century uniform requirement.

fuck what my parents say ....when im old enough, Im NOT gonna get a tattoo.

16. (Tattoo) (9↑, 5↓)
The mark of a self absorbed prick. Tattoos do nothing of any good to the person, society or the world.

We all know in our heart of hearts that people who get tattoos are morons, just look at MTV.

17. (tattoo) (84↑, 80↓)
another fashion trend among some people thinking they actually have something to say that's both important and permanent.

I have a serious need for coolness and heavily into that scene so I'm going to mark up my body to prove with yet another tattoo since I don't have any other way of communicating my individuality with those around me.

18. (tattoo) (93↑, 90↓)
A PERMANENT ink embellishment on the skin that is usually added in haste and regretted six months down the line; an expression of dedication to somebody or something, often resulting from moments whereby control over senses and emotion is utterly lost.

"Hey\! Look at my totally unsexy tattoo\! A strange musical character that apparently refers to my girlfriend of less than six weeks\!"

Author: Insp. P. Squit http://tattoo.urbanup.com/1703989
19. (Tattoo) (118↑, 116↓)
An image or word(s) that a person or animal get permanently injected under their skin. Tattoos help identify lost or missing animals, like brands used to. On humans they are usually jokes, ugly, and they tend to identify the wearer as trailer trash. Hopefully, after a certain amount of time, the human regrets the tattoo and has it removed.

Me: Thank God my dog has a tattoo on her inner lip. She could have been unidentifiable at the pound and eventually euthanized. Never Me in a Million Years: Why on earth did get this star tattoo back in 2003? It seemed so neat at the time. Bah.

20. (tattoo) (0↑, 0↓)
The reason why Dr. Seuss' Sneetches story was ahead of its time.

The un-tattooed sneetches had no stars upon thars.

Author: Aquahutchison http://tattoo.urbanup.com/6388083
21. (tattoo) (117↑, 119↓)
The only real reasons to have one of these are: you are/were in prison, you are/were in a real criminal syndicate/group, you live with an island tribe, you are/were a sailor, you are/were in an army, you are/were in a concentration camp. Why most people get tattoos: it looks cool, it looks "pretty", to "express themselves", mid-life crisis, intoxication, to piss of their parents, to not "conform" to society, to be gangsta posers, or because of general whiny-bitch teenage angst.

Most females aged 14-25 get a tattoo of butterflies, flowers, cartoon characters,pixies/fairies with a tribal design on their lower back/pelvic area. Basically means they like to get penetrated. Most males aged 14-40 get tribal armbands, crosses, asian writing, cartoon characters, religious figures, cards/dice, skulls.

Author: cerealtitties http://tattoo.urbanup.com/1568098
22. (Tattoo) (68↑, 71↓)
Used to put a permenant mark under your skin to represent a feeling, an event, or in memory of a loved one. Being tattoed does not mean that you are either conforming or rebelling. It is a deeply personal matter. It is simply a way of remembering something in a meaningful way. However, being "inked" is addictive and tattoos can have negative effects.

parents often have their childrens names inked on themselves out of love and pride. Likewise, soldiers/firemen/police officers etc. would have deceased peers' names tatto'd on themselves out of respect. There is a very high number of men in these professions with 9/11 tattoos.

23. (tattoo) (128↑, 137↓)
1. Form of "artwork" to gain approval from sick-minded and uncreative others 2. In 2020 you'll be unique without one 3. An ugly deformed blot on the elderly 4. a rite of passage into American conformity 5. The only compromise that Goths, Skaters, Punks, Preps, Jocks, Rednecks, and street thugs share: "I'm so cool, check out my new tat\!" 6. A permanent reminder of a drunk moment 7. The next generation will rebel against them

Check out that butterfly tattoo on that MILF's midriff, it is the only ugly thing about her.

24. (tattoo) (117↑, 126↓)
A permanent drawing on the skin. Intended Meaning: I'm cool; I'm non-conformist; I'm sexual; I'm my own person. Actual Meaning: I have VD; I'm a true conformist (within the [trollop] population); I don't care how much worse it will look when I'm old.

I'm tired of being ignored by lowlife men so I'm getting a tattoo on my lower back. I wonder how long before I'll be needing the HIV medication?

Author: Noah Webster, Jr. http://tattoo.urbanup.com/1067080
25. (Tattoo) (33↑, 52↓)
A Tattoo is a picture that is created by the application of ink to a lower level of non-ex foliating skin. A tattoo, whilst considered bogan or trashy, is much more interesting than plain skin. Anything drawn on a blank canvas is more interesting, and warrants more thought, than a blank canvas.

Speaker 1: Oh when you get old you'll get all wrinkly and that tattoo will look gross. Speaker 2: When i get old and wrinkly it won't matter that my tattoo looks gross, because my whole body will look gross.

26. (tattoo) (110↑, 130↓)
Everyone relax, tattoos are a reflection of your [soul] on your [skin]/[flesh]. It's a way to [lay] claim to your [body] and [excercise] your right to not give a [shit] what other people think. Tattoos are something no one can [tax] or take from you. People who [think] they are overpriced really don't have any sense of value or self esteem, and should try doing it for a living. Enjoy the [self] employment [tax] and [overhead]. There's a difference between [thrifty] and [cheap].

I just went to Slavedragon Studios today, and Endo did a killer tattoo on me. We worked on it for a week or so gathering resource material and coming up with some custom design work. It was more irritating than painful, yet extremely enjoyable\!

27. (tattoo) (24↑, 51↓)
A form of artwork that involves putting ink under your skin. most people see it as ugly work while others see it as a part of individuality. Most people regret getting tattoos because they were a quick 3 second decision while others who take time to plan them will love seeing the piece everyday. Something that shifts when you get older but considering the amount of detail and care provided will not become a blotch of multi-colored skin. Something that rarely be considered conformity. Tattooing is art and there is an infinite amount of ideas designs and creativity to dispel "sheep following". Basically unless you're getting flash (any random picture on a tat shop's wall) that everyone you know has you're not following anyone. It is a serious form of art work and should be carefully thought about.

basic conservative dumb ass: anyone who gets a tattoo is being a conformist and will regret it after it's done Basic spontaneous ink victim: I did love my butterfly tattoo when i first got it done but now i'm tired of looking at it. Me: I love the star on my arm. It represents my daughter and it's comforting to see it everyday and know that she's a part of me My daughter: dad i don't want to get a tattoo. (response) it's your body and your choice.

28. (tattoo) (33↑, 61↓)
a street justice beating. when someone does something truly horrible and gets spanked.

in "suicide kings" Denis Leary's character mentions tattooing his drunk father with a bat. then he takes a toaster to the face of his wench-friend's abusive father-figure.

Author: kyle the ninja http://tattoo.urbanup.com/1118367
29. (Tattoo) (10↑, 41↓)
1v.To insert pigment into the same layer of the skin that melanin is in. The broken top layer of skin then flakes off and when it heals pigment in permanently embedded there. 2n. a permanent mark made by tattooing 3n a design for application as a tattoo tattoo designs usually reflect the mores and culture ( or subculture) of the wearer. Some anthropologists theorize that humans have always tattooed ourselves (the oldest specimens of tattooed flesh Dated-3300 correlate with Chinese acupuncture meridians and may have been to heal the subject.) 4n. the craft of making tattoos Tattoos are gaining increased popularity in the last decade due to increased media attention. Tattoos serve to bond together and define groups of people and are perfectly acceptable to most people as long as they are within the mores of the bearers particular group or subculture. Tattoo is considered a handicraft by most college level art teachers and by their definition cannot be fine art. Tattoo is taught by apprenticeship and takes years to learn and decades to master. Some states and countries have a ban on tattooing, but in most areas it is regulated on a local level, by OSHA there are many tattoo fan clubs world wide like the APT (Alliance for Professional Tattooists) With the increasing popularity of Tattoo there are many people out to profit from the movement, semiskilled scratchers, tattoo "schools",franchise shops,show promoters, magazines and the media. It has changed the face of tattooing.

1" I am going to tattoo you." 2"I saw her leg tattoo." 3."Did I draw your tattoo right?" 4."She is a master of custom Tattoo."

30. (tattoo) (63↑, 95↓)
A completely personal choice that has nothing to do with what anyone else thinks. Whether society likes it or not, many people have tattoos and will continue to get them. So guess what? No one gives a damn if you think tattoos are trashy, so shut the hell up about it, you hateful loser.

Tattooed person : "I got a tattoo because I wanted to. I like it." Idiot who mistakenly thinks its their place to intervene : "OH MY GOD you're going to regret that when you're old" Tattooed person : "Thanks for your input, however I don't remember asking you for your fucking opinion."

31. (tattoo) (60↑, 105↓)
something that some people like, and others don't. lots of people between ages 18-35 have them. those who don't usually have the misconception that people only get tattoos to be cool and that they all will regret them in a few years. they also think that people with tattoos are conformists. in reality, they are obviously jealous otherwise they wouldn't spend so much time on UD writing negative things about people with them.

oh my god, like, did you ever consider that maybe people get tattoos because they WANT to? because they like them? OMFG\!

32. (tattoo) (144↑, 204↓)
A permanent drawing on the skin that shows that you are a conformist, a follower, a sheep, a person totally incapable of thinking for yourself, a mindless twit devoid of any originality, a twerp who wants to look just like every other tattooed clown in the world. A tattoo is totally UNCOOL. Just take a look at Grandpa's arm, where he got his tattoo in Honolulu in 1945.

Pangborn got a tattoo, and now she looks just like every other soccer mom in the park.

Author: The Wog Whomper http://tattoo.urbanup.com/1236679
33. (tattoo) (54↑, 127↓)
A form of atrwork that has been practived for much longer than anyone can remember. Some reasons are for religious, rite of passage, tradition, or the most common reason recently is that we all know people with tattoos are much cooler.

The only difference between tattooed prople and non-tattooed people is...tattooed people are much cooler and can kick your ass

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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